Horus’ House of Vegan Ham Zip-up Hoodie


Show everyone what’s at the top of your food pyramid. It’s vegan ham, made the way only a falcon/man/god like Horus can make it. This Vegyptian design is a classic several millennia in the making. Don’t de-Nile yourself this punny tribute.

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  • Unisex size – women may prefer to order one size smaller
  • American Apparel hoodie
  • Flex Fleece (50% Polyester / 50% Cotton Fleece) construction
  • Hooded with White finished Polyester drawcord
  • Horus’ right eye is the sun, his left is the moon
  • Metal zipper and kangaroo pocket
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Even dedicated Egyptologists don’t know about Tutankhamen’s lost hoodie. Stolen in antiquity, this important Vegyptian relic had been missing for over 3000 years…until now. Behold, a wonderful thing: the Horus’ House of Vegan Ham zip-up hoodie.

This vegan-inspired hoodie is (possibly) an authentic reproduction of the hoodie (sure) stolen (it could have happened) from Tutankhamen’s tomb in the past (or so we’ve heard). An original reproduction from us, to you.

Horus is a god who is both a falcon and a man. Horus also runs a restaurant with ham that is vegan. How does he do it all? He’s a god—of course he can do it all! Horus also welcomes all, with a soft spot for Vegyptians.

The Horus’ House of Vegan Ham hoodie is perfect for vegans, vegetarians, vegyptians, Egyptians, vegan Egyptians, and anyone that is sometimes chilly.

On the back is Horus in full-on man-falcon-god mode. In his left hand is his hamulet scepter, in his right a delicious vegan ham. Horus welcomes you to be a Vegyptian along with him. Horus’ vegan ham is as popular as he is. It’s won a “Best in the Delta” award for every year that has an archaeological record. Lastly, it has his famous ad catchphrase: s-o-o-o-o-o good you’ll say “ra-Ra-RA!”. On the front, in black ink, is a small Fabrication Fabrication logo.

Need something breezier? You should see our Horus’ House of Vegan Ham shirt.

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Chest (circumference) (inches)32-3436-3840-4242-4446-4848-50
Waist (circumference) (inches)28-3030-3232-3333-3436-3840-42
Hoodie Length (inches)262728293031
Sleeeve Length (inches)25 5/826 1/826 5/827 1/827 5/828 1/8
Hoodie Width (inches)1719212223 1/225
Chest (circumference) (cm)81-8691-97102-107107-112117-122122-127
Waist (circumference) (cm)71-7676-8181-8484-8691-97102-107
Hoodie Length (cm)666971747679
Sleeeve Length (cm)646666696971
Hoodie Width (cm)434853565864