Horus’ House of Vegan Ham T-Shirt


Show everyone what’s at the top of your food pyramid. It’s vegan ham, made the way only a falcon/man/god like Horus can make it. This Vegyptian shirt is a classic several millennia in the making. Don’t de-Nile yourself this punny tribute.

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  • Bella + Canvas shirt
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Fun Fact: Horus’ dad’s penis was eaten by a fish
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed
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Even dedicated Egyptologists don’t know about Tutankhamen’s lost t-shirt. Stolen in antiquity, this important Vegyptian relic had been missing for over 3000 years…until now. Behold, a wonderful thing: Horus’ House of Vegan Ham.

This vegan-inspired shirt is (possibly) an authentic reproduction of the t-shirt (sure) stolen (it could have happened) from Tutankhamen’s tomb in the past (or so we’ve heard). An original reproduction from us, to you.

Horus is a god who is both a falcon and a man. Horus also runs a restaurant with ham that is vegan. How does he do it all? He’s a god—of course he can do it all! Horus also welcomes all, with a soft spot for Vegyptians.

The Horus’ House of Vegan Ham shirt is perfect for vegans, vegetarians, vegyptians, Egyptians, vegan Egyptians, and anyone that eats food.

On the front is Horus in full-on man-falcon-god mode. In his left hand is his hamulet scepter, in his right a delicious vegan ham. Horus welcomes you to be a Vegyptian along with him. Horus’ vegan ham is as popular as he is. It’s won a “Best in the Delta” award for every year that has an archaeological record. Lastly, it has his famous ad catchphrase: s-o-o-o-o-o good you’ll say “ra-Ra-RA!”. On the back is the Fabrication Fabrication logo.

Need something warmer? You should see our Horus’ House of Vegan Ham zip-up hoodie.

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Length (inches)2728293031323334
Width (inches)16 ½18202224262830
Length (cm)6971747679818486
Width (cm)4246515661667176